The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New
England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it
between your partners legs while eating her out.
The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting
kicked in the ass.
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against
the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously
jutting out. Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked,
walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together
and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin
of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given
some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at
full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her
dead square in the ass.
Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some
hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight
as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass
around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena
status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then
toss it out the window.)
The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier
ate a numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable,
tingly feeling on your cock.
Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun.
When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs
and sucks you off.
When you and your partner connect each other's assholes with
a tube. One defecates through the tube, thus transferring the
turds to the rectum of the other.
A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it,
if you know what I mean.
Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your
pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle
and index fingers up her cunt. (Please note: Not complete until
you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!)
A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived
from the Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.
While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together
on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll
love you forever.
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it.
Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams
at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is
at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself)
handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be
tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period
since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside
her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and
try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your
This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food
that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your
buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed
to jerk off all over it. Last one to bust a nut gets the prize
of eating the food.
The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your
partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure
is most effective from behind.
York Style Taco
Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf
on her box. Happy trails.
A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs
as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking
jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook". This is considered
very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.
A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing
one's testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks
mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.
This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts
of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close
cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)
While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend
is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game
of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood
memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his
A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above
shoulders, while the man holds the back of her calves and bangs
Butter And Jelly Sandwich
Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch.
Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've
Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a
girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that
diamonds are forever shit.
While you're plugging some girl's hole doggie style, (up the
dirt road or the funhole, pick your poison) she's blowing your
best friend's cock at the same time, hence simulating a pig
on a spit. Very Similar to Chinese Finger Cuffs.
Hate when this happens. Every so often a girl is not wet enough
during sex. When you finally pull out to give her money, the
inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load
of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her
booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.
Take a clear, glass plate and place it on your partners face,
then shit on it. It gives them a nice view without all the messy
cleanup. How come you don't see that on any Dawn commercials.
First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic
date. Buy a tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully
make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Then, inconspicuously
insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn
and casually offer some to your bitch. When she digs in, she
will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered popcorn?
Rican Fog Bank
While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter
fog directly into her nostrils.
This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw
your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should
leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
A well known, but sometimes embarrassing occurrence. Queefing
happens when air gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a
soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while that air is released.
When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against
the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should
allow for deeper penetration. Very handy in those lulls in penile
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both
partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything
when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside
so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push
her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watch her
face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can
bang her around the room without crashing into anything and
not using your hands to grab onto her hips
Another name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue
while discovering the girl is on her rag. Be a real man and
earn your red wings soldier!
When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she
doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place
your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let
rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it
wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.
When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold
on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing
your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long
dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue
Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, fucking a chick
from behind. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one
hand just as several buddies bust into the room. See if you
can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw!
Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your
sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the
rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body.
After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip
your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to fuck her ass
while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities
at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
This is what happens when you've got a less then respectable
female (AKA be-yatch) tongue deep in your chute. She wiggles
her tongue as she does the reach around to pump you like a Catholic
priest doing an Alter Boy, thus mimicking a trombone player.
Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young
hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach.
Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught
of course), and proceed to fuck away until you blow your load,
without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure,
grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing
hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked
up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds
to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob
from the fruitcake on the bottom.
Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her
When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's
vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes
of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give
your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good
sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls
and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction
The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.
While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two
guys and jerks them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country
When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest,
most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the
intent that it will break up a slump.
The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her
lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender
boys, hence the expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...
When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the
cock of another homo and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays
have way too much free time. Can be used at as a great derogatory
term as in, "You Snoodler!"
Ah yes, every man's worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This
happens when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth.
Another definition is when a girl blows some other guy, and
then gives you a hot sloppy kiss with some of that guy's fresh
jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty broads out there,
odds are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if it
has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing
their asses off at you.
Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend
and wipe your bloody member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids,
show them to your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film
Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking
off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
On The Rocks
Numbing your hand by sticking it in a bucket of ice and then
jerking off. Spanken not stirred.
In The Night
When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should
know how by now) and spank each other off. Thus eliciting the
feeling of a hand job from someone else, from someone else.
When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend
her over, and jerk off all over her ass.
When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I
not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the first
date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.",
etc. etc... After hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your
handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint
you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling
effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling
of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger,
you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.
When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you
erupt, you remove yourself from her mouth, place your purple
head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love seed.
Hopefully, you will give her an infection.
To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back.
Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently
dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar
to performing some kind of fucked up yoga exercise.
Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner:
thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.
When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e.
you got there before the hair (hare) did.
A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole
with the help of whatever condiments are available. (I.e. jelly,
syrup, olive oil, etc.)
When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you
You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just
happens to be that time of the month. By no means do you stop
though. When the whale spews tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry
smothers your face.
Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather
gimp wear and proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back
and then force you to your knees. Unsuspecting, diminutive,
and cradled over with your ass is in the air, she then gives
you the most erotic enema of your life. Now that's some great
A variation of the Hot Lunch in which the diner stretches a
piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture)
is possible, but no actual contact with waste product occurs.
Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your
life. You then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck
her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake up
call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning.
E.g. "Sweetheart, what's that on your back?"
After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her
two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum
to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of
When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb
is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks
use, hence, western.
Same as the eastside glaze, but the majority of your jizz lands
on the left side of her face.
When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel
whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those
pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just
when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast
that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness
will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room
with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.