There comes a time where the woman you think you love will rip your heart out, stomp on it, feed it to her dog, and tell friends that you have a small dick! These are the signs that the bitch will be dumping you, so you'd better find a way to dump her first and save your ego!- She's been wearing an engagement ring for the last 2 months, yet you've never proposed.
- Her weekly "girl's night out" has changed to Friday Fuck Night and it includes the sole company of Jeff, Todd, Vinny, Marcus, Mike and Rico.
- She comes home from a long day at work with her blouse inside out, her hair all over the place and several white stains on her short black skirt.
- Her friends do nothing but point and laugh everytime they see you.
- A box of Trojan Magnums has replaced your box of Extended Pleasure condoms. She's moving on to bigger and better.They always do.
- Her business trips with her boss include cruises to the Carribean and month long trips to Paris.
- You start noticing men's underwear in your dresser that doesn't belong to you.
- She starts caring about her appearance after years of dressing in sweats and wifebeaters.
- Your Credit Cards are maxed, your bank account is drained and she's not the least bit concerned.
- Her "blog" has her status as "single" and her hobbies include anonymous gangbang bukkake parties.
- The college class she just started taking is 7 days a week and meets at night.
- She has invited you to be a guest with her on Jerry Springer.
- Her once tight pussy can now slide over your head with the great ease.
- She encourages you to go out with your friends to slam beers, watch football and receive endless lap dances from strange women at seedy strip clubs.
- Everything you say is followed by her response of "Whatever, you fucking dickless ass face!"
- She "paid" for a boob job off of her $6.00 an hour pay at The Burger Barn... after 3 weeks of employment!
- She introduces you to new acquaintances as "an old friend of mine..."
- She leaves you voicemails and identifies herself using her first and last name.
- Your picture is now adorned with your picture for the bullseye.
- Your other girlfriend just clued you in!
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